original post: https://redd.it/wjtlsb
guess what i was thinking about in the shower
Beardsandboners by [deleted]
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To the girl who texted me saying she saw me on the front page,
Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know you had to use the conference room.
“Oh my- mmmmm, Kaylee’s body feels so amazing! Sorry hun,
Oh Im sorry! I was just reading something, let me trigger your
Oh! I’m sorry I’m watching a video… earn my attention
Oh oops I dropped my towel!
Oh shoot, I’m sorry bro I didn’t mean to bust all over you
oh, sorry if my boobies dissapoint you
Oh i'm sorry, i thought i locked the door
Oh sorry honey, am I distracting you from work?
Oh I'm sorry, am I distracting you?~
Oh I'm sorry, I was distracted by some inappropriate thoughts