I always win wet shirt contests for some reason

I have a hole in my pants so that I'm always ready to have my

let me pull down my pants for you

Attention again, my baby strippers. This is always a flattering

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.