It would've been shorter but his wife took her sweet ass time

[F/d], [d/F]

Always say yes to the hot girl at the party

Made some "Proper Woman Rules" Captions. Let me know if you like

Sister snooped on my phone and discovered my porn addiction,

They're just being friendly

My ex-girlfriend’s mom comforts me after the breakup

You can't do anything about it

If your wife was in your position, she'd never come back

As long as doesn't shove his cock in my mouth, I can order!

She is such a well-mannered drugslut. You should be proud_ follow

I've finally build up the encouragement to tell my girlfriend