So this week I was trying a hold, when someone called and wouldn't

Oh they fell out too soon

Oh yeah😩

Oh no my pants fell down 😜

Oh, now that's something else

Wanted to show you my new pajamas but they fell out! Oh no!

Oh no my phone fell down

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

Almost Drowned My Phone (not OC, found on r/WomenOfColor)

Oh no my pants fell down by “accident” 😉

Oh no they fell out again!

Everybody poops. But not everyone tells a story about it that