If you get the chance to fuck your friends wife, make it count

I tried to make him cum before I did, but I failed! I still got

First post and lost count of the quivering orgasms

I have 30 more minutes before I need to leave. Edge with me.

I make calculations from the pathetic size of your penis to know

On the count of 3…

Count my jumps

Does this count?

Does this still count as 'fucking'?

Yes this totally doesn't count ;)

Doggy and backshots - count me in!

It doesn't count as cheating if she never finds out you're jerking