Happy hump day! Enjoy the view!

Would you let a thick goth girl give you a lap dance?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Am I too thick to sit on your lap

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Can I sit on your lap?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely

My booty needs some place to sit on. Should I sit on your lap

Allow me to dance in front of you, babe, I want to sit on your

Allow me to dance in front of you, babe, I want to sit on your

Allow me to dance in front of you, babe, I want to sit on your

whose lap can I sit on? 😳🙈