They're swell to play with! :D

They're thick and they grip :)

They’re real, and they’re just for you

They’re huge and they’re natural.. what more could you want?

Sometimes they’re a little mesmerising

They're small and they're spectacular

They're real, and they're spectacular

They're big and they're fun to play with right?

Not all Goths are dark and broody. Sometimes they're colorful

They’re huge, and they’re spectacular

And by the way...they're fake, and they're SPECTACULAR! (Drop)

And by the way, they're fake, and they're spectacular!