How long would I stay clothed if I came to bed in this outfit?

On March 26th my Husband is gonna blindfold me, tie me to the

does this pass as a beach outfit?

My dad hates this outfit...

This outfit deserves a permanent spot on your bed.

This outfit deserves a permanent spot on your bed.

This outfit deserves a permanent spot on your bed.

This outfit deserves a permanent spot on your bed.

This outfit deserves a permanent spot on your bed.

This outfit deserves a permanent spot on your bed.

This outfit deserves a permanent spot on your bed.

This outfit deserves a permanent spot on your bed.