Who is the best ass eater in here? I need you

You can have it only if you’re an ass eater, are you?

You can have it only if you’re an ass eater, are you?

Somebody point me to the best ass eater?

You can have it only if you’re an ass eater, are you?

I need a good ass eater, any volunteers

I need a good ass eater, any volunteers

I need a good ass eater, any volunteers

I need a good ass eater, any volunteers

I need a good ass eater, any volunteers

Point me to the best ass eater

I could really use a few volunteers to service this ass ❤️