How come no one ever talks about dinner in bed?

Would I be a good accessory to your bed?😁But I promise to

Would my tiny body give you a hard on if we were in bed together?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

tried rubbing my lamp but still no djinn in my bed

Cuffed him to the bed and made him give me a forced creampie

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G