How come no one ever talks about dinner in bed?

First I shake the bed to wake you, then I give you something

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

f feel lonely in my bed, can someone give me a teddy bear🥺​🙈​

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

Ready for bed do you like how I look?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you G

He was sweet enough to give me breakfast in bed [r/NSFW_RoughAmerican]