Can I get a volunteer to pump a load in me?

The first thing he did when we got to our hotel room was pump

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.

I would help you pump your loads in 1 condition, pump it in me.