looking for a face to sit on

I'm looking for a face to sit

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I'm looking for a place to sit baby, should I sit on your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?