Looking for a place to sit 😉👅...any ideas? 😈

I'm looking for a face to sit

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Just looking somewhere to sit down

Just looking for somewhere to sit down

Just looking for somewhere to sit down

Will you let me sit on your face? 😳