Your wife promised me I would never need toilet paper again 🤫

Can you be my toilet paper [F]

want to clean this up [F]

can I use your tongue as toilet paper? [F]

Would you be my toilet paper

my asshole being stretched out is so captivating [F]

what you are getting when you buy access to my google drives

Would you lick between my toes? [F]

Do you want to eat my corn? [F]

Open up and start eating. Then clean it all up after [F]

Open that mouth wide. Admit it. Your only purpose in life is

Eat my chocolate pudding [F]