Is the seat on your lap taken?

Oh, is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken? [F]

Is this seat taken?

Excuse me is this seat taken?

Is this seat taken? I need a ride

excuse me, is this seat taken? 😈

Is this seat taken?

Excuse me! Is this seat taken.. No? Wonderful ..

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

Is this seat taken?