HMFT after I fail to rob this store <LONGER>

WCGW if I climb a telephone pole and play with the wire?

HMFT after I climb this building

Pole dancing near a light bulb

HMFT after i try to climb this fence drunk.

HMFT after I attempt to pole vault

HMFT after I try to climb down this balcony

HMFT after I climb an electric pole and get lit

HMFT after I don't defend myself when this dude picks up a stick/pole/bat-like

HMFT after I lose control of the car and fly off the neutral

I'll climb on top of you and you won't even feel me on top of

Hole, pole, or both?