original post: https://redd.it/w32a9g
It took her a long time to realize she was supposed to pop the balloon
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(mf4m) (mf4mf) (M-47, F-50) 🎆 N. FLORIDA 🎇 I realize that
1st time poster 😀. Long story short I was cleaning out pores
Your brother never returned the spare key you gave him
She just wanted to keep the party under control
Your wife was helping him start a career
She didn't wanna miss out on the hot tub
She's helping them nail their act
How long would you last?
She made sure you had a great view the whole night
There wasn't much sleeping that night...
He was about to go for round 2 before the doorbell rang
This always happens when she's drunk