A redditor is responsible for my morning wood

Morning wood so big I forgot to zoom out

I hope you don't mind some morning wood poking you from behind

[M/S] Mommy Tip #12 – Use Your Son’s Morning Wood

Well my morning wood isn’t going to ride itself….

Who’s got some morning wood for mommy?

Can I help you with that morning wood?☺

Here’s something soft for your morning wood

Here’s something soft for your morning wood

Here’s something soft for your morning wood

Here’s something soft for your morning wood

Here’s something soft for your morning wood