Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

Let me dance on your face in this position

When you’re trying to be cute but instead knock the soap over

If you're ever in need of some stress relief after work, i'm

Anyone else masturbating instead of doing homework or is it just

My boss thinks I'm paying attention to this zoom meeting but

my teacher told me to do it

Gas prices are crazy soo fill me up instead of your car

Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

I should be working but instead I'm being a good little butt

I'm not naughty as you think...I'm way worse💦