It Sure is Expensive, but the View is Worth it.

[B/S, U/Ni]Teach your children well

[B/S] Let me be your Mommy

[B/S] Little bro knows how to eat pussy

[S/b] Your big sister wakes you up in the middle of the night.

[M/s] Your mother is a cheating slut!

[C/C] Your cousin doesn't want to trick or treat this year!

[U/Ni] Wasn't ready for this

[M/S] When Johnny wins the Heisman Trophy, he should publicly

[M/S] I never thought one of my responsibilities as a mother

you need to listen to your older sister [s/s]

[B/S] Noone will know