[selling] Looking for someone who wants me to sit on their face

I’m looking for a face to sit on

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?