bring your face here so i can sit down on it and you drink my

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?

I'm looking for a face to sit on.. Any volunteers?