have you tried sucking a unicorns tits>?

Your wife almost got you evicted

She's not the best with cars

This always happens when she's drunk

Your wife sure has a hands on approach to coaching

She can be naive at times ...

Cock to mouth resuscitation

I was just helping my roommate!

Doesn't really count if I have some clothes on doesn't it ?

I found your search history!

Your wife is ready!

Your girlfriend always wanted to be a cowboy