I was not expecting a kids toy to pack a punch haha. Maybe I'll

holup , that aint for kids

Well if you wanna make dark fuckin jokes about bores and kids

Getting ready to drop the kids at school. You coming over after?

This is why you don't hand a loaded pistol to kids.

React if you think I’m still fuckable after 2 kids

Just curious... I'm 39y/o and 2 kids, how do I look?

how many kids you can give me this christmas

4 kids in 6 years… but would you still be DTF ?

Four kids later …

38 years and 2 kids later, I think I'm still worth a poke (or

40 with four kids dealer breaker?