We're dying (f)or a couple or a new friend to join us and replace

We're dying for a couple or a friend to join us and replace this

We're still dying to (f)ind a couple or a new friend to replace

We're still dying to find a couple or a new friend to replace

Ready to replace this with the real thing

Any other married dudes in dfw want to replace this with the

please replace this with the real thing 🍆

Anyone want to replace this with the real thing?

I’d love to replace my dildo with the real thing…any volunteers?

I’d love to replace my dildo with the real thing…any volunteers?

I’d love to replace my dildo with the real thing…any volunteers?

Can't wait to replace this with the real thing