My friends dad came over before he went home from work 🥵

Your Mom is obsessed with cleaning. When I visit you home she

repost (f)rom the day before yesterday. this is so embarrassing.

If you knew before that this is how our first date would end,

Jonathan left his job at the steelmill to visit me before going

Jonathan left his job at the steelmill to visit me before going

Jonathan left his job at the steelmill to visit me before going

Jonathan left his job at the steelmill to visit me before going

Jonathan left his job at the steelmill to visit me before going

Jonathan left his job at the steelmill to visit me before going

Would you suck it before or after our date?

Let me suck you off before mom gets home