It Doesn't Count, Right?

"It doesn't count I was drunk"

Ivy Labelle stays a virgin: Anal doesn't count!

He says he doesn’t like fucking guys but my throat doesn’t

Doesn't count because it's just the tip

Doesn't count if you don't rub it in

[M4A] This definitely doesn't count as cheating, relax. I'm just

Of course it doesn't count

Of course it doesn't count

Of course it doesn't count

Of course it doesn't count

Sloppy or it doesn't count