Looking for a face to sit on any volunteers?

I'm looking for a face to sit

Can I sit on your face daddy?

Can I sit on your face daddy?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available? [OC]

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?

urgently looking for a face that I can sit on

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I'm looking for a place to sit baby, should I sit on your face?