My ass is looking for a face to sit on

I'm looking for a face to sit

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I'm looking for a face to sit on.. Any volunteers?