Let’s play carpenter. [F]irst we’ll get hammered, and then

Let me brush my teeth and then you can fuck me all the day.

Im going to make me a sandwich and then you can fuck me.

appreciate my plants and THEN you may appreciate me :)

let's go hiking, and then you can bend me over this bench!

Let’s play Breath of the Wild and then you can make me breathe

and if you better fuck me?

Let me pee on your cock first and then you can fuck me with it

Lets smoke a blunt and then you can eat me out.

[Reddit] let’s trade our best saves and then you can leave

You must obey me and then you can suck me, which is your deepest

I'll take a shower and then you'll fuck me.