Ever since your rival got the promotion you wanted at work, your

You called to check in on her, but something seemed off

She had always seemed so innocent to you..

She seemed a little too excited too lose...

Best wedding present, my two bitches married each other

The "bet" never seemed to bother your girlfriend.. I wonder why?

You didn't have the guts to stop it since they seemed to be so

Y'all seemed to like the last one so (:

You’re such a great friend

Your wife seemed to have a lot of practice for her “first time”

Encourage her to be the best version of herself she can be.

she became the party slut