I Was Paid to Stay Late! There Was No Work Being Done and I Didn't

This is why I’m always late to work

I'll be your reason for always coming home late from work

I'm going to make you late for work

This is why I'm always late to work

Told my husband Id be late for dinner tonight due to work when

I can be the reason you'll be late for work

We're both straight and secure about our sexuality, so I don't

She promised you her anal virginity for your anniversary but

Would you be late to work every day just to give me a morning

Make me late for work.

Tell your wife I need you to work late again