Remember how it felt the first time you sent? The indescribable

I gave my date a gift and told them they couldnt open it till

When Josh told his wife he was going “shooting” with a buddy,

If I sent you this & told u to come over... would u?

I told my husband I was just going to brunch…then I sent him

If I told u to come over & sent u this... would u?

Told him there was enough ass to go round so he invited his buddy

If I told u to come over & sent u this... would u?

My bully threatened to beat me up from all the money I owed him

After convincing my female friend to swap bodies with me so that

I'm a married woman, I want my new neighbour, he's twenty, I

I’m the guy your wife told you not to worry about! Until you