Careful filling that glass--don't spill!

The other day I happened to notice that the ceiling in my kitchen

using a pee pad

Wanna sit with me in my pee puddle :P?

Pleasant chubby floor pee.

Let me do it on top of you

Say “yes” if you’d fuck me while i pee

Squatting outside- hopefully no one saw

Do you notice the color?

Brushing my teeth

It’s advised to stay hydrated, drink me. For the sake of your

I pee on the balocny and I hope my neighbours will notice