She makes gardening fun.

A true entrepreneur

Your wife loves hanging out with the bums in the park

Your girlfriend was short on cash

She's an angel

Maybe you shouldn't have left them alone

Time to get your "throat massage" certification!

The neighborhood MILF gets ready for a costume party

He was about to go for round 2 before the doorbell rang

She enjoyed the company anyway

"They just left sweetie, they said they'll be back tomorrow..."

She's just staying in character