Vertically challenged, horizontally gifted (oc)

I’m not a football fan, how about you come toss me around instead?

Can I slide these off for you (almost 40 year old mom)

"I'm Sorry. but you can take my word for it, your mother had

Is it too early to start drinking? 🤭

Let’s get naughty while he’s asleep in the next room

Let's wake and bake :P

Can I be your Valentine?🥰

I always like the way my tummy moves, but my cake deserves to

Post gym tit and camel toe flash 😏

I mean a small blowup pool is better than no pool 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Legs up so you can have a better view