My husband planned a surprise. He sent me to a hotel and I was

Your girlfriend and sister went to go talk to your bully but

Why play videogames when my body is right next to you?

Well when me and my bud "goon" together it isn't always planned.

Wanna play some videogames with your new girlfriend?

Well acting like a chimp didn't went as planned

If we planned a date and I sent you this 🍆 right before, are

I’ve got something planned that’s going to blow your mind

[M4F] You and your girlfriend had planned your coming out to

You never have seen me like this before, but I know you will

I have something very spectacular planned that you will love

She gets what she deserves for annoying me while I'm playing