Can I grind on your face instead?

Would you let me make a mess of your face instead 🥴🤭

Looking for a new chair chair, is your face available?

Can I ride your face instead? Come see me riding ;)

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Would love to drop them on your face instead 😈

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your face?

I'll use your face as my chair

My ass is meant for face sitting

Can I use your face as a chair