"Hey, Mistress, check out how flexible YOU are, haha!," my dog

I was beyond overjoyed: my NeuroWave Transmitter had worked,

Oh, hey there, ME, I'm glad you're awake. Listen, I took your

Mm, yes, Bonnie, your body sure is nice. Oh, and I used to be

Turns out my pet cat get figured out to swap with my girlfriend.

I was so tired of my life that I decided to give it to my cat.

Mm, I sure am sexy. Too bad this is probably just a dream, as

Y'know, being a cheerleader's fun, but, mm, do I need to shake

Oh, hmm, I'm feeling really groggy today, what's going on? Oh,

Mm, yes, I sure do have a jiggly behind. ...Oh, hey, didn't see

...Y'know, I can now see why some people like animalswapping.

...Hey there, are you in the mood for some "food"? Because, well,

"Oh hey there Mia, what's up-OH MY GOSH, Spots, did it work?