Looking for your car in the college parking lot you walk in on

You and your feminist crush: You: He's uses women as objects,

Every week you play video games at your crush's house. Every

While your looking for her perfect birthday present, she invited

Is this her? haha this was easy dude, she's a hoe. Anyway, good

When you go to a party with her, and you can't find her this

How it always ends when she says he is just giving me a ride

It’s true!

Your crush isn't responding because she's busy with her fuckbuddy.

I love listening to girls moan whilst get fucked... hearing them

Sadistic brat brags about her desperate beta cuck to her girlfriend.

With you: I'm sorry but I just don't want to ruin our friendship

According to her roommate, My ex and my crush are getting fucked