Looking for a face to sit on any volunteers?

I'm looking for a face to sit

Looking for somewhere to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?