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Skipping The Starter?
penis by TheDelinquentBagpipe
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Skip the gym. Come work me out instead.
Skipping the starter..
Skip the date & go straight to fucking??
Skip the cineplex and watch us instead.
skip the first date, straight to the fuck
Skipping the main meal and giving you your dessert first
Skip the travel; the ultimate getaway is right here. 🍑🤠
Skip the travel; the ultimate getaway is right here.
Skip the travel; the ultimate getaway is right here....
Skip the gym and come do some heavy lifting in the locker room?
Skip the condoms and welcome the creampies