When your crush sends you nudes but you're too shy to send any

Don't you hate it when you're too slow to take the signals from

You're incredibly boring, disgustingly dull, irredeemably irritating..

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When you’re too horny to wait until you get back to the house

When you're too shy to ask for pussy licking and start making

When you’re too big to see it come out ;)

When you're too dumb to figure out the intended solution

When you’re too horny to make it to the bed

You sure did show him you knew how to stick up for yourself.

POV: While on a vacation in France, you meet a gorgeous young

When you're too horny to think about something else