You came with your girlfriend to her friend's pool party...All

Don’t tell Scottie, Scottie doesn’t know

Don’t tell Scotty, Scotty doesn’t know

Sorry, didn't I tell you it was a porn photoshoot?

Your wife doesn't exactly tell you what they do.. But she assures

Sh, dont tell anyone!

“I’ll tell you all about it when I’m home” ;)

Don’t tell her bf if you wanna see more

Just don’t tell him and we’re all good

He better not tell

You can tell she was a good girl with your friend

Probably wasn't the best way to tell my husband