My girl was cleaning out her pantry and found a bottle of “purple

My ex said I was too big to ride his face, would you let a thick

My ex said I was too big to ride his face, would you let a thick

[M]ake sure you [F]uck your girl like a meathole 😈🍑

My ex said I was too big to ride his face, would you let a thick

My former Highschool crush said I was too skinny.. who’d enjoy

My ex said I was too big to ride his face, would you let a thick

"You didn't have to make them so big!" When I said I would let

My former Highschool crush said I was too skinny.. who’d enjoy

What? You said you wanted a girl to spread your legs for you,

Marry a girl that can ride like this [fm]

Your girl always said she didn't want kids, but all that changed