Do you have a seat for me daddy? 😚

Anyone need a seat?

Mind if I have a seat right here?.. 😛

Oops, mind if I have a seat?

Im tired of walking, i need a seat

do you have a seat i could borrow? >\\\\<

would you maybe have a seat i could borrow? >\\\\<

Just going to have a seat here

do you have a seat i can borrow? 🥺🤍

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

Are there any sissies tempted to take a seat?

I saved you the best seat in the house baby