The vacation pounding we all deserve

I know that you've thought about this.

You told yourself that it was only going to be that one time.

When you've finally determined you purpose in life

Pool side show for the neighbors 😜

I wish this was me so bad! 😫

My spirit animal exists

I'm truly shocked that it doesn't say Louisville Slugger down

The first time I was taken like this settled it for me. I could

You met at the hotel bar and now you're bouncing on his BBC.

When she tells you that she's not like other girls

When he asks if you just want to "hang out" with one of his buddies.

Best of both worlds