"Where did all your skills go bud" One of my friends mocked me

My boyfriend watched his friend breed me deep while my dad was

When I'd found out that you'd somehow found a way to keep Mrs.

He was comatose in the ICU when his dream of floating out of

"Bad Water!" "Wait, what are yo-" "Shut the fuck up, sugar tits,

A witch put a curse on me yesterday that turned me into a woman

Would you prefer to put your mouth on my cock when I started

My ex just sent me a ticket to some random island, I was a bit

I just came but I keep riding until you cum deep inside me 🥵

As the lead Swap-center technician I was often sent out to fix

John’s life got turned upside-down when the great shift occurred.

“Aw dude that sucks that your girlfriend left you for having