Time to literally "fuck myself"

Who’d like to take care of this Asian BBC ? 🍆

Double the cumshots, double the fun

Was gonna play some Minecraft but had to take care of it first

Who’s going to help take care of my morning wood?

Found out my ex found me on this subreddit but then I realized

Messy hair don’t care

Too horny to care about consequences

Would you care for a helping of jello

I’ll be honest, man or woman I don’t care I just really wish

ready to get dirty again care to join me

Can you take care of it for me?